Former UFC Lightweight TUF winner and championship contender Kenny Florian has enjoyed an extensive post-fighting career. He’s a color commentator, writer, and MMA pundit. And now, he moves on to his latest accomplishment, novelist, as he unveils his new work he calls Animal Farm.
![](http://mmalaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/08/florian-animal-farm-1.png)
Totally original. So not copied from someone else.
“It’s a great story that is so relevant today. It centers around a farm full of talking animals who overthrow their farmer/owner and set up their own society. But — and this is the part that makes it a contemporary story — the newly freed animals find themselves back in service when they allow their minds to be controlled by the so-called elite,” boasts Florian.
When questioned about the similarities between his novel and an older work by some little-known hack writer named George Orwell, Florian pushed back. “Not similar at all. I came up with this idea when I was sitting on the couch with my super-hot wife Clark. I remember telling her about my great idea for a novel that would slyly reflect on the world of politics today.”
![](http://mmalaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/08/florian-clark.jpg)
Well, at least he got the “super-hot wife” part right.
Kenny expects nothing but success for his new, totally-not-plagiarized novel and looks forward to starting his next work which he has tentatively titled The Holy Bible.
![](http://mmalaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/08/florian-the-bible.png)
“It’s just a working title.”
Says Florian, “This book might be the most original idea I’ve ever had. Imagine a story for the ages about God and Man and good and evil. My super-hot wife Clark — you know she was a model, right — Clark says she can’t stop reading my first draft. Wait until you see this character I call Jesus and how he changes everything about halfway through.”
![](http://mmalaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/08/florian-clark-2.jpg)
Whatever you do, DO NOT google “Clark Gilmer Nude.”